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Someone record this for me

effington:

The beginning two notes of Chariots of Fire play, are you listenin’?
In the lane, blood is glistenin’
You fell on your face
You just lost the race
QWOPin’ in a winter wonderland

Gone away are all traces of legitimate contestants
Here to stay is this asshole
He runs like a foot
He falls on his neck
QWOPin’ in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can QWOP a snowman
He’ll fall over make a breaking sound
1.4 meters from where he started
But everyone’s a winner in this town

Later on, we’ll conspire
What the hell do the thighs do?
To face unafraid
A fall on our face
QWOPin’ in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can QWOP a snowman
And pretend that he’s a viable contestant
I know we already did some shit with snowmen
But QWOP is 90% redundant anyway

When you QWOP ain’t it thrillin’?
How your ankles dislocate from your body?
You stumble and fall
Don’t phase you at all
You’re QWOPin’ in a winter wonderland